Heatable Huggable Fuck Off Heart

A Warm Hug with a Side of Attitude!

Why settle for a boring heating pad when you can snuggle up with the Heatable Huggable Fuck Off Heart? This ridiculously soft, microwaveable plush is here to deliver warmth, relaxation, and just the right amount of sass—without saying a word. Whether you're soothing aches, battling the cold, or just need a cozy companion that truly understands your mood, this heart’s got you covered. Heat it up, snuggle in, and let the gentle warmth and calming lavender melt away stress—no small talk required!

Features:

• Soft & Snuggly – Made from ultra-plush fabric that’s perfect for hugs (even when you’re not feeling friendly).
  
• Microwaveable Warmth – Filled with heat-retaining grains and soothing lavender to ease tension, aches, and general annoyance.
  
• 100% Natural Comfort – Crafted with eco-friendly, organic ingredients, because self-care should be guilt-free.
  
• A Cozy, Calming Companion – Whether you need warmth, stress relief, or just a plush that speaks your mind, this heart is here for you.
  
• Safety Tested: Designed with safety in mind and tested to meet CE and BSEN8433 standards.

Specifications:

• Dimensions: 23.5 x 3.7 x 22.0 cm—perfect for snuggles, muscle relief, or displaying as a not-so-subtle mood indicator.

• Material: A heat-retaining blend of natural wheat and lavender for long-lasting warmth and soothing aromatherapy.
  

Why Choose the Heatable Huggable Fuck Off Heart?

• Because sometimes, words aren’t necessary. Whether you need a stress-relieving cuddle, a hilarious gift, or just a comforting reminder to take some me time, this plush heart is the perfect choice.
  
• Looking for a funny yet functional present? This heart delivers warmth, relaxation, and just the right amount of passive-aggressive charm—no explanation needed!
  

Disclaimer: The Heatable Huggable Fuck Off Heart does not improve patience, filter your thoughts, or deal with annoying people for you. But it does provide amazing warmth, relaxation, and some of the best snuggles ever!